10. I get to fart in public and clear a room. (nasty!)
9. I get to do so many treatments that I actually wear out the machines!
8. I get to try to gain weight!
7. My 1st grader is stronger than me and almost as tall.
(It's probably really because she's jut built different.)
6. I get to get a physical every single month with shots and all.
5. I get to pretend to be an astronaut and wear this really cool th-air-apy vest that shakes me.
4. I get to gag on phlegm in public and gross everyone out!
3. I love the taste of a medicine burp!
2. I have a reason to be mean (sometimes) I can just say I'm not feeling well. Everyone buys it!
1. I get offered every single kind of cough drop out there known to man even by little old ladys in motorized carts. (Dumb and Dumber)
NO really I'm not depressed I was just laughing today at a the funny misconceptions and offering of cough drops. I actually had to think of all this stuff it wasn't really on my mind. Love to all the little old ladys that have given me a cough drop in the temple. I'm sure it helps every other cough out there just not CF.
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